coz you dance to disco and you don't like rock!
be my guest..
t7DS wins, flawless victory.. FATALITY!
t7DS rules, supreme..
what about talking with Status?
hello, bye.
finish him!
don't make me laugh..
excellent!
it has begun!
lamerzburster!!!
said what?
excuse me..
may I ??
the dream is over..
the truth is out there!
flawless victory!
your soul is mine!
Uhhh huh huh, i love you Beavis.
Hi Mom!!!
Let me help you out the door 4545...
Kill me now before i do it myself.
don't look now 4545 !!
please 4545, don't move!
THAT'S RIGHT !!!
i love you too 4545!
God, I just can't stop!!!!!
Someone help me, I think i've lost control!
Hmmmm...someone send me some random kill reasons..
This is just the beginning 4545...
The 7 Deadly Sins Baaaaabyyyy!
Lamerz Control Actived!
Splatttz!!!!
[WREaKING HAVoC]
NuT KiX [SPLAt!]
it's what The 7 Deadly Sins can do for you.
HeY 4545, K-MART HaS LiVES, CheAP!
Hey 4545 I'm kinda HornY! Go GeT Yo BiTCH!!! 
Finish him!
By POPULAR VoTE 4545!!! YoUR oUTTA HeRE!! Democracy R00LZ!
FLASH iS LAME [/K is BeTTA]!!
[ExCeSS LAMENESS]
BUSTiNG CRAZY HAVoK oN iRC!!
4545 is so ugly, the only thing that makes him/her look good is distance.
On 4545's birth certificate, under FATHER, it's signed "We the people."
Hey 4545... is your daddy a farmer?  Cuz your mama's a HOG!
Yo momma's like McDonald's, Over One Million Served!
If my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, birds don't get orgasms.
Sorrow paid for valor is too much to recall.
Destiny, the crooked schemer, says the dead shall rise again.
Demonic kink?
Missing kick?
Where do you go from here?
The end is finally here. God have mercy!
Sweet taste of vindication, It turns to ashes in 4545's mouth.
If you're fighting to live, It's ok to die!
Blue sky, Black death, 4545 is off to meet his maker!
Jump or die 4545!
4545 is feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in.
No escaping pain, 4545 belongs to me.
I need a ride to the morgue, that's what 911 is for.
Born from the dark, in the black cloak of night.
Set the world Afire!!!
They said it'd never come, we knew it was a lie.
Time to kiss your ass goodbye, the end has just begun.
No time to change your fate, no time left, it's too late.
And if it comes, the living will envy the dead!
No one will be left to prove the humans existed.
We all live on one planet and it will all go up in smoke.
And now the final scene, a global darkening...
Einstein said `We'll use rocks on the other side'.
No Survivors!!!!!! Set the World Afire!!!!
I walk, I walk alone, into the promised land...
There's a better place for 4545, but it's far, far away...
But the time has come when all good things shall pass.
I'm a child of the air, I'm a witch of the wind.
Lie, steal and cheat, 4545 is a real bad guy.
Perhaps 4545 should try real life for awhile.
Rot in hell, it's time you know...to your master, off 4545 go's!
/<rad link?
...and thanx for playing.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
We do not count a man's years, until he has nothing left to count.
The land of the free and the home of the brave.
All art is but imitation of nature.
Beauty is a short-lived reign.
Early to bed, early to wise, Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
I believe because it is impossible.
Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither.
They have learned nothing, and forgotten nothing.
Man shall not live by bread alone.
Am I my brother's keeper?
Things do not change, we change.
Character is what you are in the dark.
With malice toward none; with charity for all.
I came, I saw, I conquered. (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
Conscience is God's presence in man.
When we have not what we like, we must like what we have.
I am not an Athenian nor a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
God hates a quitter.
These are the times that try men's souls.
Under this standard shalt thou conquer.
I must be cruel, only to be kind.
In the room the women come and go, talking of Michelangelo.
I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
A man who knows the price of everything and the value if nothing.
My days are swifter than a weaver's shuttle.
Marley was dead: to begin with... Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
Let the dead bury their dead.
O Death! the poor man's dearest friend- The kindest and the best.
Account ye no man happy till he die.
O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?
For dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
O, what a tangle web we weave, When first we practice to deceive.
Millions for defense but not one cent for tribute.
After us the deluge!
The prince of darkness is a gentleman.
The better part of valour is discretion.
Distance lends enchancement to the view.
Candy   Is dandy   But liquor   Is quicker.
Here's to your health. May you live long and prosper.
Let us eat and drink; for to-morrow we shall die.
Other men live to eat, while I eat to live.
We have met the enemy and they are ours.
To err is human, to forgive divine.
Experience keeps a dear school, yet Fools will learn in no other.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
How are the mighty fallen!
Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds.
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
For ever, brother, hail and farewell.
The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
I have not yet begun to fight.
There is such a thing as a man being too proud to fight.
One catches more flies with a spoonful of honey than with 20 casks of vinegar.
The spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.
...fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those that trespass against us.
Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.
Forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
Fortune favors the bold.
I succeed him; no one could replace him.
I never think of the future, It comes soon enough.
Genius is 1 per cent inspiration and 99 per cent perspiration.
It is more blessed to give than receive.
Do unto others, as ye would have done unto you.
Goverment of the people, by the people, for the people.
No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent.
Any fool can make a rule  And every fool will mind it.
We must all hang together, else we shall all hang separately.
Haste makes waste.
The descent to hell is easy.
What is history but a fable agreed upon?
When faith is lost, when honor dies, The man is dead!
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
Hope springs eternal.
A horse! A horse! my kingdom for a horse!
The best sauce for food is hunger.
Hypocrisy is the homage which vice pays to virtue.
Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
To desire immortality is to desire the eternal perpetuation of a great mistake.
He travels the fastest who travels alone.
To do injustice is more disgraceful than to suffer it.
I can endure my own despair, But not another's hope.
Joy comes, grief goes, we know not how.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
The administration of justice is the firmest pillar of government.
The King is dead. Long live the King!
He laughs best that laughs last.
Necessity has no law; I know some attorneys of the same.
A liar needs a good memory.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.
Figures won't lie, but liars will figure.
Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.
Life is just one damned thing after another.
Love conquers all.
Though this be madness, yet there is a method in't.
Man is the measure of all things.
Like cures like. (Similia similbus curantur)
Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
There is no greater sorrow than to recall, in misery, the time when we were happy.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary...
Might makes right.
Misery loves company.
Money is like an arm or a leg - Use it, or lose it.
Yet each man kills the thing he loves.
My name is Legion: for we are many.
What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Take thy beak from out my heart and take thy form from off my door!
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.
A place for everything, and everything in its place.
To meet, to know, to love - and then to part, Is the sad tale of many a heart.
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
For country, children, hearth, and home.
Peace with honor.
Peace at any price.
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Pleasure's a sin, and sometimes sin's a pleasure.
Whats's one man's poison, is another's meat or drink.
Possesion is nine points of the law.
There are only 2 families in the world, the Haves, and the Have Nots.
Practice yourself what you preach.
Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.
Unto the pure all things are pure.
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore!"
The heart has reasons of which reason has no knowledge.
I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.
Religion... Is the opium of the people.
Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot.
Every revolution was first a thought in one man's mind.
Workers of the world, unite!
What animal goes on 4 legs in the morning, 2 at noon, and 3 in the evening?
Any road leads to the end of the world.
Rome was not built in a day.
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose.
Seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you.
He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone.
If slavery is not wrong, nothing is wrong.
Into each life some rain must fall, Some days must be dark and dreary.
There are 3 kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
I teach you the Superman. Man is something which shall be surpassed.
...in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Taxation without representation is tyranny.
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
I think, therefore I am. (Cogito, ergo sum)
In the dark backward and abysm of time.
One from many. (E pluribus unum)
United we stand, divided we fall.
All for one, one for all.
To see the world in a grain of sand.
Woe to the vanquished! (Vae victis!)
Everything comes to those who wait.
Water, water every where. Nor any drop to drink.
We never know the worth of water, till the well is dry.
Go West, young man, and grow up with the country.
If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?
Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
By thy words thou shalt be condemned.
Half the world does not know how the other half lives.
stop in the name of all that which does not suck
i am the great cornholio!
i need tp for my bunghole!
uh huhuhuhuh... this is cool.
go away, we're like closed or something
are you threatening me?
preach on, brother 4545
that was like... stupid or something
i'm gettin a stiffie
go away... we're like closed or something
share your feelings with the channel
beavis, sucks isn't even a strong enough word to describe 4545
shut up. fartknocker.
You're a seminephrious tubloidial buttnoid!
What's your problem 4545?  Like settle down...
Looks like some kinda bumsnoidial buttsnoid. yeah yeah.. huh huh.
Pic your own asso
huhuhuhh... 4545 is worm food.
and later that afternoon, you touched yoursef in an impure manner again with a bottle of hand lotion
on the 3rd day of the 4th month of your 12th year, you touched yourself in an impure manner
look.. huhuhu... 4545's fallen and can't get it up
go play leapfrog with a unicorn
okluvyabubye
help control the lamer population: have your 4545's spayed or neutered
Burn.
I am the silencing machine.
I've got a little surprise for you...
now doesn't that make you feel better?
Suck.
irc is like a box of chocolates.. you never know what you're gunna get
shit happens...
that's all i have to say about 4545
stupid is as 4545 does
and that's 'bout all you can do with shrimp
I saw your momma kicking a can down the street.  I asked her what she was doin and she said 'movin!'
I would have been your father but the damn dog beat me over the fence!
It took yo momma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
You were born out of your mother's ass 'cos her cunt was too busy.
If my dog had a face as ugly as your momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
i wish i was a little bit taller...
I got the pac man fever pac man fever driving me crazy
the kick with the grown up taste
*blam!* yeah, beeyaaaach. I poped a cap in yo' ass!
get you ready for this?
I can see us dying, are we?
oh my god, they killed kenny!
I Win!
don't tell me cause it hurts..
I feel like taking.. I feel like..
c'ya l8r lamo!
get along gang, get along gang..
muppet babies, we make our dreams come true!
oh, too bad!
Afraid of I ????????
look mamy, there are no birds flying on the sky..
look beavis.. 4545 is lame! huhuhu 
at first I was afraid..
father, forgive me, I tried not to do it..
go on now, go! walk out the door!
let me walk you out of the door!
I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing..
dont push, 'cause it hurts
gosh, you're getting me out of my mind!
Ken Wins.
one ... two ... Freddy is commin' for u ...
icul8r.
go eat shit!
wrong place, wrong time, wrong choice!
look, a flying lame!!
this is the best way to say bye bye
why should I ask you to go when I can simply force you to
